I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
christmas-sy replied to your post: girlpants321 replied to your post: girlpants321… I WANT TO GO TO THE SHOW SO BAD FUQ why aren’t you?
girlpants321 replied to your post: girlpants321 replied to your post: i cant wait… Well I sure wish I had a ride to the venue, or had relatives that live in vancouver :( awe. im sorry, GURL! if i had my licence, i’d totez drive ya! :D
GRAMMAW LEFT HER PHONE!
girlpants321 replied to your post: i cant wait until my grandma goes to her new years… YOURE WALKING TO VANCOUVER? WHAT! no sillly! my Grandma lives like 3 blocks away from the venue so i stayed the night at her house. it earns me brownie points ANNND i get to go to a show. its a win/win situation.
i cant wait until my grandma goes to her new years party so i can play my lame music until its time for me to start walking to the Kiggins Theater.
jsdjfhskjdf: I was getting excited for my New Years kiss but I can’t remember where I left my cardboard cutout of myself.
hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
galifianafuck: sticks and stones may break my bones but Kelso nailed your sister
frankqueero: hipster-harry-potter what are you doing you dont even follow me stop liking my things
new years: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
cosmo tip #125
expertcosmotips: to make your new years’ sexcapades special and exciting, stick a lit sparkler in his ass! the more adventurous can try a roman candle ;)))
givemeyourfunnypaper: the chinese chicken
i really have to poop but you have to walk through my grandma’s room to get to the bathroom. i think i’ll just wait.
infestmybones: i’m not even shooting for ‘happy’ in 2012 i will settle for ‘slightly less sad’
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
theborrowers: Ghost Stories by Allison Weiss
radiobread2: interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater